pastel-fairytales:

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  • *accidentally purposely turns conversation sexual*
I wonder how biology can explain the physical pain you feel in your chest when all you want to do is be with someone.
Dan Howell  (via tellmefive)

(Source: phanjam)

bombing:

just saw a post accusing Obama of working for the government

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

(Source: star-loser)

Maybe it won’t work out. But maybe seeing if it does will be the best adventure ever.
(via unenergetic)

(Source: the-taintedtruth)